because when colleagues leave work in-jokes die
and because in-jokes are special
here are some in-jokes with little time left to run
Duarte, despite being a name, means Three
a certain supervisor is reminiscent of the childs dinosaur Barney and his weird use of the word naughty means he is referred to as The Sexual Dinosaur
Adrian the courier is married to a mail order bride even tho he isnt
Duarte means Shit or Fuck or Damn etc
Wednesday is always Bumming Wednesday on the ITU, also sometimes Cock Wednesday and people are fictitiously obliged to participate
for no good reason certain paperwork must be Folded Thrice!
Duarte means Hello or Morning
Marfternoon is the time of day when no one is sure if its morning or afternoon, 11 till 1 is usually acceptable
once a week one of us must be pulled up the corridor on an empty euro-pallet waving like a carnival queen
this is never me
Duarte means carnival queen
all lorry drivers who use the toilets up the corridor always leave huge unflushable turds in the bowl, never lock the door and laugh while squatting in there, even if they dont
everyone who comes in the office without knocking is a bitch
everyone who comes in the office demanding something is a bitchslut
this results in some people being bitchslutbitches
Duarte means bitchslutbitch
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